Notice in Shigatze hotel

One of my colleagues came back from a vacation to the interior of China recently and all he brought back for me to see was this crappy digitised photo of a notice in a hotel room in Shigatze. Some more, it wasn't even on his harddisk or thumbdrive. I had to go to Flickr to see it and his other holiday photos. So here it is, Ted's crappy but hilarious photo from China. If you cannot read it well, here is the full version:

NOTICE TO THE GUEST

I. Be dissatisfied with if to service, but dial since guesthouse inside telephone connections accuses telephone 8888 during that period when the guest stops at an inn.

II. According to the regulations of public stations,prostitution , vistprosti-tutes,gambling can not be allowed, visisters must leave guest room be-fore11:30pm.

III. Valuable things, cash, certificate to deposit in the reception desk safetybox, if they are left in the guest rooms or public area,Hotel will not beresponsible for the loss.

IV. In order to ensure public safety,please do not carry combustibles, cor-rode, narcotic drugs into Hotel.

V. Please take god care of Hotel facilities.youshould pay for the damages.do not allowed to pull electric wire, install electric equipments, burn any things in your room.

VI. Please be quiet, do not make any noises or get drunk create a disturbance.

Thanks for your cooperation
Xizang Xigaze Tai Xing City guesthouse