Money laundering

Money laundering
/ˈmʌni ˈlɔːndərɪŋ/
noun

The process of washing your loose change, comprising the notes and coin in your pockets, during the period of the Movement Control Order (Malaysia) or Circuit Breaker (Singapore) or a country-specific Lockdown caused by the Covid-19 coronavirus pandemic by passing it through detergent and water. The overall effect of this process returns the money to a totally clean and disinfected state in the most direct way.

"He was so scared of catching the Covid-19 from the traders that he resorted to money laundering every time he returned from the market."

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