English mauled

This post is dedicated to my dear wife who is about to experience the warm hospitality of the Korean people.

But first .... here is a lesson in the English language from one of them!

But there's one redeeming factor...I admire his courage.

OyeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEay

I know that you bean waiting for me, I’m weighing too
In ma inaiinasin I be a lump on you
I know you cop dat fever for me hundrentu
Bo I know dat fir sem my temperentthru

If there’s a camel up a hill then it’s Gong Li with me when I do Ido
If there’s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you too you too
Coz if you run your mother break a bottle sicker run day boo
I will hunt chu down
Coz baby I’m up in my beegees like a windy interview
But dis is prry vee bit two in eye

tuts my barreh
pull me on the flow
wrestle me around
play it wit some more
tuts my barreh
throw me on the bay
i juss wanna mek yu fill like yu never dee
tuts my barreh
rape me in the thighs
uh around your ways
just a little taze
tuts my barreh
know you love my cock
come on a give me water dessert

bo you can poo ne on yolakka branoo eye-tee
i'll honk you berra tara den my favorite cheese
i want you to caress me like a tropical priest
a flororo with you in the caribbean sea

tuts my barreh
pull me on the flow
wrestle me around
play it wit some more
tuts my barreh
throw me on the bay
i juss wanna mek yu fill like yu never dee
tuts my barreh
rape me in the thighs
uh around your ways
just a little taze
tuts my barreh
know you love my cock
come on a give me water dessert

don't you like a teddybear
you won, wanna go Norway?
in the labor luxury
boys just turn to me
you wanna run for nothing bo
i will give you plankton

Tuts my barREH!
Pull me on the flow
Lesson me around
Play it wit some more
Tuts my barreh
Throw me on the bay
I juss wanna mek yu fill like yu never dee
Tuts my barreh
Rape me in my thighs
Araranyo way
Just a little Tay
Tuts my barreh
Know you love my cock
Come on a give me water dessert

And toss me

oyEe oyEe oyEe oyEe oyEe a a a a a
ohyEe ohyEe ohyEe ohyEe ohyEe ohyEe
a A a A a
hoOOOooOOoo hoo hoo babeh
oooooOOOOOooOOo oo oo tuts my
aaaaAAaaaAaa aah aahh uhaughh

Come on and give me water dessERT!

hoo
hooooooohohoOho ohooho ahuh