Not often that I am tickled pink long enough to reproduce a joke on my blog, but this one did! Do enjoy it:
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of their different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr Smith and Dr Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!
So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.
Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.
Loons and Moons - forget it.
Almost at their wits' end, the docs finally came up with: Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Specialising in Odds and Ends.
Now everybody loved it!