Wednesday, 21 August 2013

The psychiatrist and the proctologist

Not often that I am tickled pink long enough to reproduce a joke on my blog, but this one did! Do enjoy it:
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of their different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr Smith and Dr Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.

Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!

So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.

Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.

Loons and Moons - forget it.

Almost at their wits' end, the docs finally came up with: Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Specialising in Odds and Ends.

Now everybody loved it!

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